Posted 9 hours ago

summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

Posted 9 hours ago

romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(Source: hoohah)

Posted 9 hours ago

artattackmusic:

emperor-spooky:

I used to think I wasn’t religious.

I was wrong.

holy FUCK

Posted 11 hours ago

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

(Source: gallifreygabriel)

Posted 11 hours ago

oksefaen:

I may be slightly obsessed with this.

Posted 11 hours ago

trickstarbrave:

sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just

refuse to acknowledge it at all

Posted 1 day ago

Reblog this if you read tags

Posted 1 day ago
  1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?
  2. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?
  3. ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
  4. (ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
  5. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
  6. (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
  7. (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
  8. (╯°□°)╯: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
  9. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
  10. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
  11. | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
  12. (ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
  13. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
  14. ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
  15. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
  16. ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
  17. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
  18. (☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
  19. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
  20. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
  21. ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
  22. (╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
  23. ♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
  24. ◔̯◔: what time is it?
  25. ◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
  26. ◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?
Posted 1 day ago

SEND ME POKEMON

  1. Luvdisc: I love your blog
  2. Alomomola: I love you platonically
  3. Jynx: I love you romantically
  4. Smoochum: I want to kiss you
  5. Swablu: I want to hug you
  6. Nidoqueen: I want to date you
  7. Nidoking: I want to battle you
  8. Ninetales: You’re beautiful
  9. Wooper: You make me smile
  10. Alakazam: You’re really smart
  11. Plusle: You’re an amazing friend
  12. Minun: I wish I was your friend
  13. Lopunny: You’re sexy
  14. Scolipede: I don't like you
  15. Smeargle: I love your art
  16. Unown: I love your writing
  17. Meloetta: I love your music
  18. Cubchoo: You’re gross
  19. Swirlix: You’re really sweet
  20. Eevee: You’re one of my favourite people
  21. Sylveon: You’re my best friend
  22. Arceus: I worship you
  23. Togekiss: I think you’re a great optimist
  24. Phantump: I think you’re a great pessimist
  25. Pichu: You’re really cute
  26. Shaymin: I am grateful to know you
  27. Metagross: I want to get to know you more
  28. Dwebble: I wish I could talk to you but am too shy
  29. Darkrai: You’re my worst nightmare
  30. Exploud: You scare me
  31. Bibarel: You’re silly
  32. Audino: You make me blush
  33. Absol: Your blog is a disaster
  34. Slowking: You’re wise
  35. Zoroark: You should post more pictures of yourself
  36. Porygon: You should post more
Posted 1 day ago